The Men From Mars

The men from mars are a curious sort

For example; they don’t say “hello“, they simply go *snort*.

Their skin -as you probably already know- is green!

And at night, it tends to glow.

Their hair is the color of the last thing they ate,

The fingers on each hand number about eight.

They have two tails; one for work, one for play

And the clock on their bellies always has the right time of day.

They don’t have wings, but still they can fly.

I don’t know how it works. Please don’t ask me why.

So, of all the creatures under the stars,

None are more unique than the men from mars

…unless of course, you are counting their remarkable cars.